SQUIER | PARANORMAL SERIES
SQUIER ADD SOME SUPERNATURAL NEW MODELS, COMPONENTS, AND COLORWAYS TO ITS MOST CREATIVE SERIES.
We love the weird, wild, and wonderful, so it’s no surprise that Squier’s Paranormal Series is one of our favorites. These affordable oddities reassemble classic components and body shapes into brand new silhouettes with otherworldly sonic potential so good it’s scary!
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SQUIER PARANORMAL TORONADO
The Paranormal Toronado resurrects the 1998 Fender original, adding a few player-friendly features like a slim “C”-shape neck, string-through-body bridge, 24.75” scale length, and individual tone and volume controls for tonal variety to match its limitless look.
SQUIER PARANORMAL CABRONITA TELECASTER
The Paranormal Cabronita Telecaster Thinline combines a few different Fender flavors, adding a slim “C”-shape neck, string-through-body bridge, and dual alnico Jazzmaster single-coil pickups to this 1950s-style semi-hollow body.
SQUIER PARANORMAL BARITONE CABRONITA TELCASTER
The Paranormal Baritone Cabronita Telecaster is the bassier brother to the Paranormal Cabronita Telecaster Thinline, outfitted with a 27”, “C”-shape maple neck and solid poplar body.
SQUIER PARANORMAL CYCLONE
A true mashup, the Paranormal Cyclone blows back into the Windy City with a compact Mustang-style body, vintage-style Stratocaster tremolo, and Jaguar control set. As if that wasn’t enough, the 24.75” scale length and slim “C”-shape neck make it as comfortable as it is unique.
SQUIER PARANORMAL SUPER-SONIC
The Paranormal Super-Sonic returns boasting a reverse headstock and body shape, dual Squier Atomic humbucking pickups, “C”-shape maple neck with 1.5” nut width, and vintage-style tremolo for mind-melting bends.
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The Paranormal Offset Telecaster pairs Tele components with the Jazzmaster’s distinctive offset body shape for a comfortable convergence of two classic styles. Like the Paranormal Cabronita Telecaster Thinline, the Paranormal Offset Telecaster also features a slim “C”-shape neck, string-through-body bridge, and dual alnico single-coil pickups.
SQUIER PARANORMAL JAZZ BASS '54
The Paranormal Jazz Bass ‘54 brings Unidentified Fender Objects to the bassists, offering a vintage Precision Bass aesthetic with playable Jazz Bass specs like a “C”-shape maple neck, narrow 1.5” nut width, vintage-style hardware, and dual alnico single-coil pickups.
Normal is overrated. Dare to be different. Shop Squier’s Paranormal Series and abduct your own today.
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